Jennifer Love Hewitt Hunts With Food Now

Because she’s a favorite in the site and she’s completely bananas, here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt wacky moment of the week!

Last month she was on Maxim, and said she didn’t know why men didn’t hit on her. But don’t worry, crazy bitches are adaptable creatures and she has a new strategy to lure men into her paws and the hell of marriage. She tells US Weekly

“I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse] — the baking kind — and dab it on my neck,”  “Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!'”

Oh, crap. We’re fucked guys. The next thing we’ll know is that she’ll be placing giant boxes all over the city, and as soon we grab the Big Mac under them we’ll be trapped. Then she’ll wait until we’re cold, and hungry and offer to super-size the next one if we marry her.

But her strategies don’t end there. She adds:

“I love Booty Parlor’s Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray,” she says. “You never know when a make-out moment is coming!”

“I told you! Make-out only after I finish my burger, woman!”

Basically: She stuffs you with food and then makes you want to fuck her. She has all the bases covered it seems. If it was me, with a sandwich would be enough for going steady, at least for a month. But it’s good to know that she’s aiming higher.


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