Jennifer Lawrence Hates Animals


She probably doesn’t hate animals, but that’s what the morons at PETA are claiming now. This all started with an interview in the latest Rolling Stone Magazine were she said: (via the Huffington Post)

She recounts her on-screen squirrel-skinning scene in the 2010 movie “Winter’s Bone.”

“I should say it wasn’t real, for PETA. But screw PETA,”

Awesome. Because seriously, screw PETA. I’m really starting to love this chick. Of course, these morons have lit firecrackers in their asses, so when they found out she said that, they had to reply with something stupid! Right? Right.

In response to the actress’s comment, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk told Gothamist, “[Lawrence] is young and the plight of animals somehow hasn’t yet touched her heart. As Henry David Thoreau said, ‘The squirrel you kill in jest, dies in earnest.’ We are told that this squirrel was hit by a car, but when people kill animals, it is the animals who are ‘screwed,’ not PETA, and one day I hope she will try to make up for any pain she might have caused any animal who did nothing but try to eke out a humble existence in nature.”

Oh, just shut the fuck up. You make some hyperbolic hippy statement that makes no sense and you want to be taken seriously? Fuck you, Ingrid. Seriously, go fuck yourself somewhere in the woods and stay there, you are worthless scum.

She claims that the squirrel was killed in a fucking accident, then she goes on about how Jennifer Lawrence should attone for the harm she has caused? What the fuck does that even mean?!

Lawrence deserves a monument. A golden statue of herselff. Naked. And I should be allowed to touch it. Maybe spoon with it too at night. And I better stop right there because I’m getting more creepy than usual.




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