January Jones Denies Being A Witch

While she did look the part of Emma Frost in ‘X-Men: First Class’, her acting skills were kinda lacking. So how did she get the part? Probably through witchcraft. The Hollywood Coven is everywhere, people. Everywhere.

If you want proof, here it is. She recently had a child, and guess what’s her diet? She tells People Magazine:

“I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation.”

You read right: Jones is eating her own placenta. “Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins,” she explains. “It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.”

Jones has taken the capsules every day since right after she had her son, and also anytime she feels tired or down. Jones insists, “It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!”

Then she proceded to walk around Malibu, turning soccer moms into cookies that she later feeds to the children in order to fat them up. But there’s nothing witch-crafty or weird about that either. It’s just the high from the vitamins.



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