Wilmer Valderrama Is Definitelly Banging Minka Kelly

A few weeks ago, rumors surfaced that Wilmer Valderrama  and Minka Kelly were dating. Since This came from Mr Source, and the logistics of it was “they said ‘hi’ to each other, thus they are fucking” I called it bullshit.

But today is a brand new day, and Valderrama adressed the issue on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. Or did he? US Weekly reports

Valderrama conducted part of his interview as Handy Manny, a bilingual handyman who has a show on Disney Junior that the actor has lent his voice to since 2006.

So when the topic came around to him and Minka Kelly hooking up, the That 70’s Show star played things safe with the most diplomatic answer he could give.

“Well Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama have been friends for a long time and that’s all there is to it,” Valderrama coyly answered in a Handy Manny voice, after trying to compose himself from a fit of laughter

Right. He needs to play a character in order to answer the question. That means he’s hiding something. I would normally say that he’s probably a drug lord from South America because he looks like one, but people would call me racist.

So basically, he’s definitelly banging her, and she’s probably pregnant too. And he’s so full of shit I bet he didn’t tell her he has like 5 love childs scattered around the country. And he’s cheating on her with Scarlett Johansson, because why not? She bangs anything.

And I think I’m on the right track, because he’s knocking on my door and he looks pissed.

Hey Willy boy! Wassup with you? wait… woha man! hey, no. No! AIEEEEEEE!


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