In case you didn’t know, Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for years or somethig. But having an extra brain in her body doesn’t mean she stopped being a complete moron.
She was at Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and said all those bautiful things that people want to know about pregnancy. According to US Weekly
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha!” Simpson laughed. “Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Quickly everyone! We’ll need lots of wood and two animals of each species if we want to build this ark and save the world!
But don’t fret, I’m starting to doubt that she’s a pregnant human being. For some reason that I can’t quite point out, when I look at this picture I’m pretty sure she’s just a dwarf on the way to the Lonely Mountain.