George Clooney Got Arrested


Yes! Finally! He probably did some stupid bullshit, like punching a paparazzi or driving drunk while snorting cocaine from a prostitute’s butt. I’ll finally get to say something bad about this guy! Right?…. (via TMZ)

“Clooney was leading a protest in front of the Sudanese embassy in D.C. when he was hauled away by secret service agents.

“They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own innocent men, women and children. They were demanding they allow humanitarian aid into the country before it becomes the largest humanitarian crisis in the world.”

Sources connected with George tell us he feels good about the arrest because it puts the spotlight on the crisis.”

Fuck you, Clooney! The guy gets arrested and it was because he was saying real stuff out loud. I hate this guy. The next thing we’ll know is that he’ll have to do jail time for an unpaid speeding ticket.

And you know, he was speeding because he was taking an old person he just personally saved from a fire to a hospital, while keeping a baby seal alive,  by using a breathing apparatus that Clooney created himself. Once again: Fuck you, Clooney! Do something stupid so I can make fun of you! geez.


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