Vanesa Hudgens & Selena Gomez Are Criminals In Bikinis

Because that’s pretty much the best formula Hollywood has to drag stupid teenagers to the movies. Get Selena Gomez and Vanesa Hudgens to wear as little clothes as possible. Toss in some James Franco in it and there you go.

The synopsis is this:

Four college girls who land in jail after robbing a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation find themselves bailed out by a drug and arms dealer who wants them to do some dirty work.

Damn! That sounds great. Why dind’t they make films like this when I WAS a teenager?! Probably because we had Neve Campbell pouring champagne on Denise Richards’ tits. That’s fucking why.

Screw this movie, but here are the pictures for all of you perverts.

 

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