I feel like I keep talking about the same people every day. But it’s not because I find them interesting, it’s just that they keep making stupid things.
In case you didn’t know, Lindsay Lohan has been convicted for drunk driving and striking people with her car more than once. But she claims that she’s changed, and going out to clubs is not her thing anymore.
So guess what she did last night? She went to a club, struck a person with her car on the way out and then fled the scene. I guess in Hollywood, maturing means “keep doing the same bullshit over and over again, because then you can talk out of your ass and there’s not such thing as bad publicity”.
We’re told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out.
In her defense, paparazzi tend to jump in front of cars, and the GTA games taught me that bystanders aren’t important. But to manage to avoid all of them, and then hit the one guy who wasn’t on your way and then flee?