Rhianna Is Still A Moron, Probably A Crack Head Too

Because recording a song with the asshole who beats you up, and tweeting in who knows what language isn’t enough to prove she’s a moron, here comes the first Snooki moment of the week.

According to Radar Online, Rihanna was at some charity event hosted by Brad Pitt. I’ll just assume it was either about trading african children to complete your collection or they were just smoking weed because “Fuck it, it’s Saturday” In any case, Radar says:

The singer was asked what she thought of Snooki being pregnant.

“That’s dope,” she said without missing a beat. “We need more Snookis in the world!”

That’s dope? What the fuck is wrong with this woman? We’re talking about a kid, and some dumbass who doesn’t know how to use a bathroom is going to take care of that kid. And Rhianna thinks we need more people like that.

She has to be high, and since she came out of the event showing her tits and dressed like a crack addict who would be charged of prostitution on the spot, if she wasn’t a celebrity, I’ll simply state that it’s obvious that Brad Pitt’s event involved weed. Elemental, my dear Watson.



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