Why the fuck would I write anything about this? The title says all the important stuff. US Weekly says:
“Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they’ve just been hanging out,” says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend.
What? Squatting Seyfried and Squinting Hartnett wasn’t love at first sight? It’s like if they are made for each other. They are also important parts on the porn movie I wrote. Cytherea would be joining them for it.
My only problem is that the producers say that having Cytherea and the name “The Squat, The Squint and The Squirt” kinda ruins the ending.
(Note: If you didn’t get that joke, you need to watch more porn.)