Because it’s Snooki week or something, she’s in the next cover of US Weekly.Why? I don’t know, because she lied her ass about being pregnant because she had signed a contract with the magazine to break the news?
Just a shot in the dark there. As you can guess the interview will probably be filled with smart stuff. Everything really interesting. For instance this:
“I have different priorities now,” reformed party girl Snooki says.”
“The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news “right after New Year’s,” she said. Snooki’s first thought? “‘S–t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.” she admits.”
Right. Last week she was on tv, completely shitfaced and peeing herself. But knock up a chick and they change overnight. Or maybe not, because Hollywood Life reports:
As for the delivery itself, Snooki says she wants house music to be playing — courtesy o DJ Pauly D. of course — and that she plans to have a glass of wine immediately following the birth.
Basically “Once this thing is out of my body I’ll get shitfaced again!” But before you judge her, remember that her race doesn’t breast feed. As soon as the baby is born, they give him a pot of gold and send him on his way to the end of the rainbow.