Tila Tequila: “The Headache Made Me Do It”

Ok, I’ll admit that I made that quote up. But that’s pretty much what they said after the bitch went too far with drugs last weekend.The always helpful Mr Source told Radar Online

Tila suffered a brain aneurysm in the middle of the night, which caused her to think irrationally. Due to the pain, she took two bottles of unspecified heavy prescription drugs.

Wait. So it wasn’t that the drugs caused the aneurysm, it was the other way around! Makes perfect sense. I guess that from now on, every time I get punched in the nose (which is about 5 times a day) I’ll just start snorting cocaine to stop the bleeding.

Pure logic. In any case, Tila Tequila might be a complete moron, but she’s also a hot asian chick with huge tits, so here are some pictures.



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