Snooki Is Engaged Now

Yep, you read that right. Everyone’s favorite leprechaun in Jersey is engaged to her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. This will give us a lot of drama, because he might or might not be the child’s father.

Basically, this means Jersey Shore’s spinoff series will be about Snooki being a moronic pregnant woman who is also a slut, and JWoww doing all kinds of slutty stuff to get more screen time. Hopefully we’ll see her tits a lot. I’m game.


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