Lindsay Lohan Is Full Of Shit

I’m surprised I didn’t have to say anything about Lindsay Lohan during this first month of CT. After all, she decided to quit booze and drugs as much as I decided to quit beer and smokes. Our raspy and manly voices also sound alike, so I’ll assume we’re brothers.


Basically, she went on the Today Show and lied like a pro. Except for the part where she failed because everyone saw her doing the same bullshit she always does.


She doesn’t like going to parties anymore. Right. That’s why she was spotted shitfaced last week, and the week before. Not to mention that one night when she was doing coke and got caught about 3 months ago. You go girl! We believe you!



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