Snooki Is Pregnant

This comes as a suprise, because earlier this month she denied the pregnancy claims. And she wouldn’t lie, would she? Ok, maybe, if there’s money involved. Page Six reports:

Though she has publicly denied she’s expecting, sources say trashy “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.”

In her defense, she doesn’t know how to control what comes out from her vagina, so I doubt she can control what comes inside of it.  She also doesn’t know what pregancy means, because “it’s one of those fancy words that you learn at school y’all!”


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