Scarlett Johansson Takes Some Time Off, Cellulite Doesn’t.

Scarlett Johansson took the weekend off and went to Hawaii with her new boyfriend Nate Naylor. The problem for Scar Jo, is that when you ask Cellulite to take some time off, it answers:

“FUCK YOU. I’m the only one who can do this job.” And it did do the job. He reproduced the craters on the moon perfectly on Scar Jo’s ass. A work of art Cellulite, congrats to you!

 

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