Joseph Gordon-Levitt Should Stop Being a Dick

Usually, I wouldn’t say anything bad about Joseph Gordon-Levitt because he’s awesome. The best actor from his generation, and now that he’s writing and directing, probably on the way to become a living legend.

But, this story involves me. ME. And I’m proud of being a dick. Lets see, what is his movie about? (via Deadline)

the film is a sexy comedy about about a modern-day Don Juan, and his quest to become less of a “selfish dick.” He plays that character, and there is another female lead role that will be filled shortly.

Now. Everyone knows that Joseph fell in love with Zooey Deschanel while filming “(500) Days of summer”. So guess who is her female lead!…. wait, what? Scarlett Johansson?

I understand the plan Joseph. You work with a hot actress who is known to fuck anything that walks on two legs, then Zooey gets jealous and comes running to your arms. It wont work. I tried it by dating Katy Perry after Zooey dumped me. All I managed to accomplish was getting Katy marrying Russel Brand.

Basically: Here’s a hint for you

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