I don’t know why I keep posting pictures about monkeys in here. They would seem better suited for Dirty Paws, but unfortunatelly, pictures of turkeys grabbing Tara Reid’s tits are hard to find. I’m actually unsure if this chick is actually Tara Reid, but lets just assume she is and that she lets anything touch her goods.
Here are the links that were supposed to be up on Friday:
Michael Fassbender gets cock-blocked for the Oscars by his own cock (LA Times)
CoCo proves that going ass to mouth actually sounds like an awesome idea — I’m sorry Gina, I’ll let you rant about Fassbender’s cock so jealousy isn’t an issue (Hollywood Tuna)
Britney Spears’ sister thinks teen moms are brave instead of stupid (Glamour)
Madonna is still a cunt, and disses Lady Gaga in favor of Britney Spears, who doesn’t know how to play a single instrument or compose songs (I really don’t care about any of these bitches, but fuck Madonna) (Advocate)
Matthew Broderick makes a fool of himelf in the new Honda commercial by referencing “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”. This can be either cool or lame, but since there’s no Mia Sara hotness, I’ll pick lame (Youtube video)
The Lego Captain America short is way better than the actual movie ( Youtube Video)