Demi Moore is a Young Adult

This is a mess of a story. Mostly because it involves two different stories that seem unrelated, but explain a lot once you put them together. It’s like explaining “Inception” to the homeless guy with tourette syndrome who sleeps on my front yard.  No matter how hard I try to explain how the subconscious work, the asshole keeps yelling “Fuck, Shit!” at me. What a moron.

On one side, we have Demi Moore getting high and ending up in the hospital (here) And on the other side, we have Miley Cyrus eating a penis cake (here)

What do they have in common? Well, Demi was in the penis cake party, because she can’t get VIP access to the Hollywood Coven but still refuses to accept that she’s getting old. According to TMZ:

People familiar with the situation tell us … it’s not hard to connect the dots.  The woman who became famous for what people thought was eternal youth became a believer in the illusion, and it manifested itself in various ways — partying with her daughter and her 20-something friends, obsessing over her body image, and finally using drugs that appeal to people more than half her age.

It makes a lot of sense. I had a huge argument with Dr. Zaius at Dirty Paws because he insisted one of his monkeys should cover this party. When the TMZ pictures appeared I went nuts, I told him “The huge black cock was too much for him!”  But as it turns out, Demi was dressed as a school girl and flashing her saggy tits.

We don’t know. Paco the monkey is still in shock. Get well Paquito!


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