This is a mess of a story. Mostly because it involves two different stories that seem unrelated, but explain a lot once you put them together. It’s like explaining “Inception” to the homeless guy with tourette syndrome who sleeps on my front yard. No matter how hard I try to explain how the subconscious work, the asshole keeps yelling “Fuck, Shit!” at me. What a moron.
People familiar with the situation tell us … it’s not hard to connect the dots. The woman who became famous for what people thought was eternal youth became a believer in the illusion, and it manifested itself in various ways — partying with her daughter and her 20-something friends, obsessing over her body image, and finally using drugs that appeal to people more than half her age.
It makes a lot of sense. I had a huge argument with Dr. Zaius at Dirty Paws because he insisted one of his monkeys should cover this party. When the TMZ pictures appeared I went nuts, I told him “The huge black cock was too much for him!” But as it turns out, Demi was dressed as a school girl and flashing her saggy tits.
We don’t know. Paco the monkey is still in shock. Get well Paquito!