Brad Pitt Cokes Up His Kids

The title made you look, didn’t it? But it’s actually not a big deal. As it turns out, pot-head Brad Pitt gives his kids Coca-Cola to wake them up. That’s it. He tells the Daily Mail:

‘Listen, I admit there’s times like, “We gotta get up. Get up! Here’s your shoes. Here’s your shoes.”

“Drink this Coke. Drink this Coca Cola. Drink it all. Right now! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!” Just so we could get ‘em up and going.’

Fuck this. It’s boring. So here’s my take on how I imagine mornings at the Pitt/Jolie household.

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One Response to Brad Pitt Cokes Up His Kids

  1. FERTALLICA says:

    That´s it?! Coke? Then I’m definitely going to die…

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